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|Created on 2010-05-19 14:13:38||Modified 2010-05-19 14:13:38||Class Class or Militia|
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Materials Equipment: Aside from normal weapons and shields, and whatever equipment is needed to mark the field, three balls are needed of approximately soccerball size.
Setup Field: The field for MegaOrkball will be a rectangle 20' wide x 60' long.
"We wants our brats trained good too. Wut is der ball you talk about."
"You keels a porker and blows it up, dats wut a ball is."
"Wen you keels a porker he blows up anyway soon enuf."
"Tru dat. Also der ball ort to have some spiky bits. Spiky bits make everyting gooder."
"wut if my littul scrag kiks der spiky bits?"
"Yor littul scrag is dat dum, too."
"You callin my littul scrag dum? I keel you right now blat-nose."
"Nar. We is talkin about trainin our brats. We is keelin each udder latr"
"You tell how trainin lets you call me orkling dum."
"Ifen deh littul scrags kicks the spiky bits, dey den to dum to need trainin. Dey den stoopid ork wut dies in battle."
"Dat's my boyz! So you is sayin that this trainin ball is like battle?"
"Den I is tinkin that spikes is not enuf. We ort to put peyson on deh spikes too."
"good ideer. So's deh littul brats needs to get dey dead porker with spikes and peyson across deh line or die in battle?"
"Dis trainin be better with more balls and more scrags"
"tru dat. Also dey nippahs ort to have sum blades so dey can stop deh udder team."
- Converstaion between Blarg and Nibek of the Red Dog Orcs before the invention of MegaOrkball and the subsequent destruction of the tribe.
Object: To score points by knocking a ball across the opposing team's back line.
Teams and Weapons: Teams should be balanced for number of players. Only one weapon of longer than 48" is allowed per team.
Setup: To start the game, both teams start out behind their back line. A reeve will call "lay-on" and toss the ball into the center of the field.
Penalties: Anyone who is called for missing a valid shot against them, or for any infraction of the rules, is immediately killed by the reeves, and may be asked not to play anymore.
Victory Winning: First team to get 15 points wins.